Much Ado About Nothing
Act I, Scene I
In front of Leonato’s House
Outside Leonato’s house in Messina. A messenger arrives ahead of Don Pedro of Aragon, who is returning from a successful military campaign. Leonato learns that Don Pedro has bestowed great honors on a young gentleman from Florence, Claudio, for his battlefield courage. Leonato’s niece Beatrice asks after “Signior Mountanto” (her mocking nickname for Benedick of Padua), whose military reputation she makes fun of in a series of jests. Leonato explains to the messenger that Beatrice and Benedick are always in a “merry war” of words.
Don Pedro arrives with his officers, including Claudio, Benedick, and his sullen, illegitimate brother Don John. Beatrice and Benedick immediately resume verbal sparring. After the company moves indoors, Claudio confides to Benedick that he has fallen in love with Hero. Don Pedro, returning, learns of it and proposes a scheme: he will attend the masked ball that evening disguised as Claudio, woo Hero in Claudio’s name, and then negotiate the match with Leonato. The scene ends with the two of them going off to put the plan in motion.
And thou shalt see how apt it is to learn
Any hard lesson that may do thee good.
Dost thou affect her, Claudio?
When you went onward on this ended action,
I look’d upon her with a soldier’s eye,
That liked, but had a rougher task in hand
Than to drive liking to the name of love:
Have left their places vacant, in their rooms
Come thronging soft and delicate desires,
All prompting me how fair young Hero is,
Saying, I liked her ere I went to wars.
And tire the hearer with a book of words.
And I will break with her and with her father,
And thou shalt have her.
That thou began’st to twist so fine a story?
That know love’s grief by his complexion!
I would have salved it with a longer treatise.
The fairest grant is the necessity.
Look, what will serve is fit: ‘tis once, thou lovest,
And I will fit thee with the remedy.
I will assume thy part in some disguise
And tell fair Hero I am Claudio,
And in her bosom I’ll unclasp my heart
And take her hearing prisoner with the force
And strong encounter of my amorous tale:
And the conclusion is, she shall be thine.
In practise let us put it presently.